Dokonalé dieťa - Bratislava

Autorská inscenácia o rôznych prístupoch k výchove, či nevýchove detí v podaní jedinečného hereckého obsadenia: Lujza Garajová Schrameková, Alena Pajtinková, Michal Jánoš a Daniel Žulčák Inscenácia je určená nielen všetkým rodičom, ale aj tým, ktorí o rodičovstve premýšľajú. Autorská inscenácia Dokonalé dieťa je o našich deťoch, ale nie je pre naše deti.

Je to priestor pre všetkých, ktorí vychovávajú alebo boli vychovávaní, aby si aspoň nachvíľu oddýchli. Dokonca vám sľubujeme aj chvíľku ticha.

Dokonalé dieťa je osobnou výpoveďou tvorcov k tomu, čo pre nich znamená niekoho vychovať, čo to znamená pre osobu, rodinu, ale aj pre celú našu spoločnosť. Hľadáme v nej odpovede aj na to, ako veľmi sa podobáme na našich rodičov a ako sa naše deti začínajú podobať na nás...skúmame všetky možné extrémy a bizarnosti výchovných príručiek a spochybňujeme vlastné názory na to, ako sa má správne vychovávať.

Upozornenie: V inscenácii sa nefajčí, neprebaľuje, nekŕmi, nezváža sa na krúžky, neupratuje sa lego, neprezliekajú sa zablatené gate, nerozčesávajú sa kučeravé vlasy, nevyberajú sa kliešte, neutiera sa zadok, nekričí sa tu, nepobehuje, nepľuje, nevyplazuje sa jazyk!

 

Tvorivý tím

autor: Mariana Luteránová, Ján Luterán

réžia: Ján Luterán

scéna, kostýmy: Diana Strauszová

hudba: Martin Geišberg

pohybová spolupráca: Lacko Cmorej

obsadenie: Lujza Garajová Schrameková, Alena Pajtinková, Mišo Jánoš, Danko Žulčák

Ako organizátor rešpekutujeme súčasnú situáciu a všeobecné nariadenia, záleží nám na bezpečnosti našich divákov. Aj preto sú naše podujatia prístupné len kompletne zaočkovaným osobám. Ďakujeme za pochopenie.

Naštudovanie inscenácie z verejných zdrojov podporil Fond na podporu umenia, ktorý je aj hlavným partnerom projektu. 

 

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