TEMNÉ KECY - Bratislava - Zámocký Dom

Čo všetko sme nezažili za posledný rok napríklad v kuchyni, obývačke, na terase, v chodbe či šatníku ti budeme rozprávať na tvrdo a bez cenzúry celé 2 hodiny. Vaši dvaja najobľúbenejší stand up komici z Temných Kecov: Veľmajster Jerry a Ivo Ladižo Ladižinský ťa prevedú problematikou od sedenia doma, cez utieranie prachu až po kukanie z okna.   Temný duel Tučného so Starým sa bude konať podľa všetkých aktuálnych hygienickým opatrení, takže je zakázané kašľať na všetkých a trieť sa o kolektív.

Počet lístkov je limitovaný atmosférou komorného typu a pohodlím každého diváka.

 

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    Castle tour

    Castle tour

    Comfortable seated under the transparent (or opened) roof, Bratislava city train Prešporáčik OldTimer® will take you through the old parts situated outside of the former medieval city up to Bratislava Castle.

    Panoramic tour

    Panoramic tour

    To experience the most beautiful panoramic views in Bratislava look no further than our Panoramic Tour.

    National Wine Salon of the Slovak Republic

    National Wine Salon of the Slovak Republic

    The Slovak National Collection of Wines is a unique concept in Central Europe. You can find a collection of the top 100 wines of Slovakia here, which you can purchase or taste in our historical wine cellar in the centre of Bratislava.

    Squash and thai massage in hotel Devín

    Squash and thai massage in hotel Devín

    Do you prefer active rest? Play squash right in the city center. We offer you a quality court, which is part of our Spa center. After the match, you can relax in the sauna or take a dip in the pool. You will find such an exclusive combination of services only in the Hotel Devín.

    UFO watch.taste.groove

    UFO watch.taste.groove

    Would you leave Paris without a visit to the Eiffel Tower or from Dubai without a visit to the Burj Khalifa? Not? So in Bratislava you must not miss the UFO, 95 meters high lookout tower forming the top of the SNP bridge.

    Botanical Garden in Bratislava

    Botanical Garden in Bratislava

    The Botanical Garden of Comenius University in Bratislava was the first of its kind opened in Slovakia. It is one of the favourite places of relaxation for inhabitants and visitors of our Capital.

    ZOO Bratislava

    ZOO Bratislava

    Bratislava ZOO opened its gates in 1960 and is a home for 167 spieces, numbering more than 958 animals. Apart from breeding endangered species, it also fulfils educational role. It takes part in various rescue programmes and is a member of several international organizations. The rarest among the species are: Southern White Rhinoceros, Addax, Pygmy Hippopotamus, Buff-cheeked Gibbon, Red Panda, Sumatran Orangutan.

    iCOMBAT Laser Game

    iCOMBAT Laser Game

    The most modern laser game system is finally coming to Slovakia. ICombat is a world unit and offers several types of weapons for all generations. Bratislava is the first Slovak city where you can try this system.

    Kart One Arena

    Kart One Arena

    Try what it's like to drive at full throttle in the largest go-kart hall in Slovakia.

    Team Up

    Team Up

    Team Up is an original amusement park in the style of Fort Boyard and a conference space in one. It is ideal for corporate events, teambuilding, but also as a place to have fun with friends over the weekend, family or school trip, a place for children's birthday parties, and actually for all those who want to have active and team fun. Our game can be played by up to 80 people at once. The aim of the game is to overcome 24 tasks / rooms that will test your physical strength, logical thinking and team spirit. Completing all tasks is not a prerequisite, the main goal is to have fun together. We have prepared several levels of difficulty for you, so that you have a great time, regardless of your age or condition.

    Jump Arena

    Jump Arena

    Experience the freedom in our JUMP ARENA. Jumping and acrobatics on huge trampolines, ultimate dodgebal, air bag, jumping, celebrations, teambuilding, ...

    The Wine Bar under the Castle

    The Wine Bar under the Castle is a place where every day you can enjoy the greatest fruits of labor from leading Slovak and foreign wine producers. Currently we offer almost seven hundred kinds of Slovak and foreign wines, out of which you will certainly choose one. Whether you want to sit comfortably and carry discussions with colleagues and friends after work with your favorite bottle of wine or desire to experience new and exotic flavors from hitherto unexplored parts of the world, the Wine Bar under the Castle is the right place for you.

    Soupa

    Soupa

    Slovak people love their soup. There‘s probably no pub or restaurant that wouldn‘t be serving hot chicken broth or tomato soup, sometimes even instant or straight from a can! The passionate owners of Soupa bistro decided to fight these soup rip-offs by offering proper homemade soups daily: some contain meat, others are vegetarian, and they‘re all perfectly delectable. Soupa also offers healthy salads and decadent cakes, muffins or cookies, and is, above all, an extremely pleasant place to hang out in. The cuisine is healthy, often inspired by American or modern European fare, regularly throwing traditional Slovak recipes to the mix. The interior is cooky and girly, fun and bright, with fantastically inventive Slovak folk slash hip décor.

    Kozia Brána

    Kozia Brána

    Kozia Brána restaurant offers your favorite traditional Czech cuisine, beer and good quality coffee. The interior of the restaurant is divided into three parts. We have prepared a separate smoking bar section with a capacity of 25 people, a pleasant cage section with a capacity of about 20 people and non-smoking restaurant area with a capacity of 45 people. The room is air-conditioned and free Wi-Fi is available.

    Pulitzer

    Pulitzer

    Dovoľte, aby sme sa Vám predstavili.

    Modrá Hviezda Restaurant

    Modrá Hviezda Restaurant

    Enjoy excellent Slovak dishes with good beer or home-made wine in our restaurant located in the building from the 18th century.

    The Wineshop TRUNK

    The Wineshop TRUNK

    The Wineshop TRUNK was established in December 1999. Our goal from the very beginning was to be different and better and keep our offer unique. You can consult your choice of wine with competent and skilled crew.

    Sladovňa - House of Beer

    Sladovňa - House of Beer

    Good things in life are worth it. And for a person to enjoy them, they should do them to the fullest. That is why we have opened a Bratislava bastion of beer on Ventúrska 5: Malt House. It is a place where we care about quality. Sit at a heavy, honest oak table, order a beer and something good from the traditional cuisine and enjoy. Our selection of draft beer is the widest that can be found in Bratislava. From the traditional Slovak beer Zlatý Bažant, the Czech Budvar and Krušovice, the Irish Guinness, the Dutch Heineken, the German Paulaner to Belgian specialties such as La Chouffe and McChouffe, which you can’t get anywhere else. Welcome to the Malt House.

    In Vino

    In Vino

    In Vino was created for lovers of wine, delicious food and for all who love new experiences. We are among them and that’s why we created the concept of a vinotheque with a store, a cozy Café and at the same time a place for events, celebrations or corporate occasions. In our vinotheque we are happy to take care of our customers, so they always feel comfortable with us.

    Grand Cru Wine Gallery

    We have opened the Grand Cru Wine Gallery in the center of Bratislava for you. You can find us close to St. Michael’s Tower at Zámočnícka 8.

    National Wine Salon of the Slovak Republic

    National Wine Salon of the Slovak Republic

    The Slovak National Collection of Wines is a unique concept in Central Europe. You can find a collection of the top 100 wines of Slovakia here, which you can purchase or taste in our historical wine cellar in the centre of Bratislava.

    Hotel Ibis ***

    Hotel Ibis ***

    Set below Bratislava Castle the Ibis Bratislava Centrum is only a 5-minute walk from the old town. Rooms have air conditioning and breakfast is served from 04:00 to 12:00.

    Falkensteiner Hotel Bratislava ****

    Falkensteiner Hotel Bratislava ****

    Rarely has the term ”stylish hotel” been quite as well-chosen as for the Falkensteiner Hotel Bratislava, which offers guests a completely new hotel experience: stylish and modern.

    Hotel Michalska ***

    Hotel Michalska ***

    APLEND CITY Hotel Michalska is situated in a quiet pedestrian street in Bratislava's historic centre next to St. Michael's Gate. It offers elegant, air-conditioned rooms with free LAN and LCD TVs.

    Brainteaselava Escape Room

    Brainteaselava Escape Room offers adventure activities for turists where you can learn something about Bratislava and its history in really unconvential and funny way.

    iCOMBAT Laser Game

    iCOMBAT Laser Game

    The most modern laser game system is finally coming to Slovakia. ICombat is a world unit and offers several types of weapons for all generations. Bratislava is the first Slovak city where you can try this system.

    Kart One Arena

    Kart One Arena

    Try what it's like to drive at full throttle in the largest go-kart hall in Slovakia.

    Výletné plavby po Dunaji

    Get us a memorable experience . You do not own a boat , you can rent it with us, or try Safari on personal watercraft.

    Team Up

    Team Up

    Team Up is an original amusement park in the style of Fort Boyard and a conference space in one. It is ideal for corporate events, teambuilding, but also as a place to have fun with friends over the weekend, family or school trip, a place for children's birthday parties, and actually for all those who want to have active and team fun. Our game can be played by up to 80 people at once. The aim of the game is to overcome 24 tasks / rooms that will test your physical strength, logical thinking and team spirit. Completing all tasks is not a prerequisite, the main goal is to have fun together. We have prepared several levels of difficulty for you, so that you have a great time, regardless of your age or condition.

    Jump Arena

    Jump Arena

    Experience the freedom in our JUMP ARENA. Jumping and acrobatics on huge trampolines, ultimate dodgebal, air bag, jumping, celebrations, teambuilding, ...

    Golf and Country Club Bratislava - Bernolákovo

    Golf and Country Club Bratislava - Bernolákovo

    The technical parameters are adapted to the historical area with a baroque manor house and majestic old trees. The golf course is suitable for demanding players as well as for beginners. One of its advantages is that it is situated less than 6 km from the capital city of Bratislava. The club has been active in this domain since 1995.

    Black River Golf Resort

    Black & White Golf Resort Bratislava je unikátnym golfovým rezortom. Nielenže bolo v tomto rezorte vybudované prvé 9-jamkové ihrisko na Slovensku (ihrisko Park), ale taktiež je to najväčším golfovým rezortom s 55-timi grínmi a mnohými oceneniami. Rezort je známy tým, že ponúka 4 ihriská rôznych obťiažností, počnúc najľahším ihrisko Park a končiac športovo najnáročnejším ihrisko v Európe, ihriskom Black River.

    Areál Divoká voda

    Whitewater is a sport complex that offers a wide range of activities for professional athletes as well as for amateurs.

    Museum of Jewish Culture SNM Bratislava

    Museum of Jewish Culture SNM Bratislava

    The exposition of Jewish culture in Slovakia is located in the Zsigray mansion in Bratislava. The Museum of Jewish Culture is also in charge of exhibitions held in synagogues in Žilina, Prešov and Trnava.

    Museum of History SNM Bratislava

    Museum of History SNM Bratislava

    Set out on a journey into the past and get familiar with the evolution of society in Slovakia since the Middle Ages up to the present day. In addition to a unique numismatic collection, you can enjoy a view of the city from the Crown Tower of Bratislava Castle.

    Michael's Courtyard Gallery

    Michael's Courtyard Gallery

    The Michael's Courtyard Gallery was founded on December 12, 1995. It is located in the basement area of the former Jesenák's Palace on Michalská no. 3 in Bratislava. The antique vaults and brick walls give a special feeling to the area that is frequented by both artists and numerous visitors.

    Bratislava Castle

    Bratislava Castle

    The monumental building of the Bratislava Castle is visible from a great distance. Certainly, every visitor of Bratislava notices the pronounced silhouette. The majestic impression is enhanced by the hill it stands on, some eighty-five metres above the water level of the Danube river.

    Museum of pharmacy

    Museum of pharmacy

    Visit the Museum of Pharmacy, which has 8,500 items and almost 3,000 volumes of old pharmaceutical literature, which is unique in Slovakia.

    Museum of Arms - Michael's Tower MMB

    Museum of Arms - Michael's Tower MMB

    The exhibition introduces visitors to the history of the town fortifications; various types of bladed weapons, military as well as tournament arms are displayed here and a separate section is devoted to the development of firearms.

    St Martins Minister - Bratislava

    St Martins Minister - Bratislava

    The pride of every Christian city is its parish church. This is undoubtedly the case with St Martins Minster, Bratislavas biggest, oldest, and most spectacular church.

    Bratislava City Gallery

    Bratislava City Gallery

    The Bratislava City Gallery is the second largest gallery in Slovakia. Its activities are associated with permanent exhibitions of a part of the extensive visual art collection and with regular presentations of valuable pieces of visual art of Slovak and foreign origin, focusing not only on old works, such as Gothic art but also on the latest trends.

    GUnaGU Theatre

    GUnaGU Theatre

    Divadlo GUnaGU je profesionálny súbor, ktorý hrá výlučne vlastné, autorské hry. GUnaGU vzniklo v roku 1985 pôvodne ako amatérsky súbor (zakladateľmi boli lekár Viliam Klimáček a matematici Ivan Mizera, Zuzana Benešová, Milan Paštéka).

    Bibiana - International House of Art for Children

    Bibiana - International House of Art for Children

    Bibiana focuses on and supports the development of art activities designed for all age categories of children and young generation. Through unusual, experimental methods of work, children become familiar with art.

    Motor-car Hodonínska

    Motor-car Hodonínska

    Požičajte si Mercedes a prejdite s ním celé Slovensko štýlovo. Vyberte sa na dobrodružstvá sám, s partnerom, priateľmi, alebo rodinou a podľa toho si vyberte typ vozidla, ktoré Vám najviac vyhovuje.

    Motor-car Tuhovská

    Motor-car Tuhovská

    Požičajte si Mercedes a prejdite s ním celé Slovensko štýlovo. Vyberte sa na dobrodružstvá sám, s partnerom, priateľmi, alebo rodinou a podľa toho si vyberte typ vozidla, ktoré Vám najviac vyhovuje.

    Events Around

    Generácia Z – Sused, ktorého nechcem - 05.06.2022, 18:00

    Generácia Z - Sused, ktorého nechcem Projekt tolerancie Autorská inscenácia Réžia: Juraj Hrčka, Erik Peťovský Scéna a light design: Matúš Ďuran Scéna a kostýmy: Dominika Katonová Dramaturgia: Valeria Schulczová Hrajú: študenti konzervatória – Sophia Makišová, Jakub Fehér, Bianka Molnárová, Annamária Mikulová, Manuela Justová, Lucia Šimková, Dorota Hrnčiarová, Maxim Rozenberg, Laura Slamková, Miriam Pulíková, Julianna Ťahúňová, Natália Bóriková, Ema Trnavská, Katrin Virágová Odborný konzultant: Veronika Fischbone Vlčková Projekt vzniká v spolupráci s Radou mládeže Slovenska a Konzervatóriom Bratislava Domov je miesto na uchovanie tradícií. Vidiecka mládež je o pätinu tradičnejšia ako mestská.

    Pravda - 06.06.2022, 19:00

    Pravda Autor Florian Zeller Réžia Ľubomír Vajdička Preklad Elena Flašková Scéna Pavol Andraško Kostýmy Marija Havran   Obsadenie   Michel: Tomáš Maštalír Laurence: Zuzana Fialová Alice Rebeka Poláková/Zuzana Kanócz Paul: Marián Mitaš Čo je lepšie? Zatajiť ju alebo ju povedať? Dva páry, štyri nevery, jedna pravda. Komédia Pravda (La Verité) od súčasného najhrávanejšieho francúzskeho dramatika je o štvorici Parížanov a o neľahkých vzťahoch v strednom veku. Michel má starosť o svojho dlhoročného priateľa Paula.

    Suprhírous - Premiéra | 8. 6. | Bratislava

    Premiéra zábavnej divadelnej komédie o superhrdinoch z lazov a vesníc našich končín! Zažite epické boje o záchranu sveta od Chebu až po Michalovce. Spoznajte junákov a devy so schopnosťami tak špeciálnymi, aby nás dokázali ochrániť pred zlom a skazou ukutou v doloch našej morálnej spodiny.

    Svetlo porozumenia

    Svetlo Porozumenia/Light Of Understanding Unikátny umelecký projekt Petra Györiho po prvý krát v Bratislave! 9.júna 2022 o 19:00, Veľký evanjelický kostol   EMÍLIA Vášáryová Robert ROTH MARTIN Valihora Juraj GRIGLÁK LUCIAŠoralová Ján VladimírMICHALKO DENNYIAH Annamária D'ALMEIDA TEO Gertler Bratislavský DETSKÝ ZBOR SLOVENSKÉ kvarteto Hudobno-dramatický súbor TARASA ŠEVČENKA ROBERT Fischmann Alexander SHONERT RAMIVANA a ďalší   Od roku 2004 sa každoročne koná koncert Svetlo porozumenia, oslava tolerancie umením, ktorá začala v Kostole sv. Ducha v Španielskej synagóge v Starom Meste v Prahe.

    Suprhírous | 15. 6. | Bratislava

    Zábavná divadelná komédia o superhrdinoch z lazov a vesníc našich končín! Zažite epické boje o záchranu sveta od Chebu až po Michalovce. Spoznajte junákov a devy so schopnosťami tak špeciálnymi, aby nás dokázali ochrániť pred zlom a skazou ukutou v doloch našej morálnej spodiny.

    Riddikulus! |19.6.| Bratislava

    Vytaste prútiky, je čas naskočiť na rytiersky autobus a odviezť sa do sveta čarov! Šplechy pálivé ako dych uhorského chvostorožca, občas jednoduché ako hradný troll, inokedy premyslené ako sfinga, ale zakaždým veselé ako oslobodený škriatok sú tu pre všetkých, ktorí dodnes snívajú o tom, že im na parapete pristane sova z Rokfortu. Záškodnícka mapa nás prevedie jedinečným predstavením, ktoré do seba vcuclo osem filmov a sedem kníh kultového príbehu Harryho Pottera.

    FOLKLÓR VO FRAKU - Bratislava

    Galakoncert „FOLKLÓR VO FRAKU“ ponúkne najkrajšie slovenské ľudové piesne vo veľkolepých  aranžmánoch pre mimoriadne sólové hlasy, veľký spevácky zbor a symfonický orchester. Krásne melódie slovenských ľudových piesní odznejú v majestátnej prírodnej kulise v podaní sólistu SND Miroslava Dvorského, opernej divy Adriany Kučerovej, herca a operného speváka Filipa Tůmu, populárneho folkloristu Štefana Šteca a najúspešnejšej pop-rockovej  speváčky Kataríny Knechtovej za hudobného doprovodu orchestra  Slovenskí  symfonici,  hudobného zoskupenia Sokoly a legendárneho speváckeho zboru Lúčnica, pod taktovkou dirigenta Adriana Kokoša. Slovensko, krajina pod majestátnymi Tatrami. Krajina spevavého ľudu a bohatých tradícií.

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