TEMNÉ KECY - Bratislava - Bearded Brothers

Čo všetko sme nezažili za posledný rok napríklad v kuchyni, obývačke, na terase, v chodbe či šatníku ti budeme rozprávať na tvrdo a bez cenzúry celé 2 hodiny. Vaši dvaja najobľúbenejší stand up komici z Temných Kecov: Veľmajster Jerry a Ivo Ladižo Ladižinský ťa prevedú problematikou od sedenia doma, cez utieranie prachu až po kukanie z okna.   Temný duel Tučného so Starým sa bude konať podľa všetkých aktuálnych hygienickým opatrení, takže je zakázané kašľať na všetkých a trieť sa o kolektív.

Počet lístkov je limitovaný atmosférou komorného typu a pohodlím každého diváka.

 

Podpor Temné Kecy a životom ubitých komikov, hladných po potlesku a ťažko skúšaných sociálnou poisťovňou.

 

Nevieme sa dočkať kedy tomu konečne spolu vytneme.

 

Zdieľaj kým nezakážu !!!

Účinkujúci : Jerry, Ladižo

!!!!!!!! Vstup od 15 rokov !!!!!!!!!!!

Všetky vyrozprávané príbehy a spomínané osoby v TK, sú fiktívne a nezobrazujú skutočné osoby a ani udalosti! TK sú divadelné predstavenie s výrazným umeleckým posunom a štylizáciou!

Zmena programu a účinkujúcich je vyhradená.

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Ak si ZŤP máš vstup Zdarma, aj s doprovodom ak potrebuješ. Je potrebné napísať nám do správy na Facebook alebo Instagram Temné Kecy, že máš záujem prísť, aby sme to vedeli nachystať. Vozičkárov prosíme aby si nosili vlastné sedenie a slepci nech si nesadajú dopredu.

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    Petržalka Bowling Center

    Petržalka Bowling Center

    Are you looking for something new? Are you looking for an activity where you will definitely not be bored, so come and play bowling in our bowling center, where you will find a modern environment, 8 professional lanes with seating for 48 players.

    UFO watch.taste.groove

    UFO watch.taste.groove

    Would you leave Paris without a visit to the Eiffel Tower or from Dubai without a visit to the Burj Khalifa? Not? So in Bratislava you must not miss the UFO, 95 meters high lookout tower forming the top of the SNP bridge.

    Kart One Arena

    Kart One Arena

    Try what it's like to drive at full throttle in the largest go-kart hall in Slovakia.

    Squash and thai massage in hotel Devín

    Squash and thai massage in hotel Devín

    Do you prefer active rest? Play squash right in the city center. We offer you a quality court, which is part of our Spa center. After the match, you can relax in the sauna or take a dip in the pool. You will find such an exclusive combination of services only in the Hotel Devín.

    Castle tour

    Castle tour

    Comfortable seated under the transparent (or opened) roof, Bratislava city train Prešporáčik OldTimer® will take you through the old parts situated outside of the former medieval city up to Bratislava Castle.

    Panoramic tour

    Panoramic tour

    To experience the most beautiful panoramic views in Bratislava look no further than our Panoramic Tour.

    National Wine Salon of the Slovak Republic

    National Wine Salon of the Slovak Republic

    The Slovak National Collection of Wines is a unique concept in Central Europe. You can find a collection of the top 100 wines of Slovakia here, which you can purchase or taste in our historical wine cellar in the centre of Bratislava.

    iCOMBAT Laser Game

    iCOMBAT Laser Game

    The most modern laser game system is finally coming to Slovakia. ICombat is a world unit and offers several types of weapons for all generations. Bratislava is the first Slovak city where you can try this system.

    Jump Arena

    Jump Arena

    Experience the freedom in our JUMP ARENA. Jumping and acrobatics on huge trampolines, ultimate dodgebal, air bag, jumping, celebrations, teambuilding, ...

    Team Up

    Team Up

    Team Up is an original amusement park in the style of Fort Boyard and a conference space in one. It is ideal for corporate events, teambuilding, but also as a place to have fun with friends over the weekend, family or school trip, a place for children's birthday parties, and actually for all those who want to have active and team fun. Our game can be played by up to 80 people at once. The aim of the game is to overcome 24 tasks / rooms that will test your physical strength, logical thinking and team spirit. Completing all tasks is not a prerequisite, the main goal is to have fun together. We have prepared several levels of difficulty for you, so that you have a great time, regardless of your age or condition.

    Portofino wine bar & pasta

    Portofino wine bar & pasta

    Portofino je priamym pokračovateľom úspešného projektu Wine bar&Tapas by Parcafe z bratislavského Ružinova.

    Fou Zoo

    Fou Zoo

    Miesto, kam sa chcete znovu vrátiť.

    Vinotéka LL Wine

    Vinotéka LL Wine

    Príjemný večer s priateľmi, rodinou či známymi môžte stráviť aj vo vinotéke LL Wine, kde budú Vaše chuťové poháriky zažívať nebo. Postará sa o to široký sortiment slovenských i zahraničných vín.

    Leberfinger Restaurant

    Leberfinger Restaurant

    Good old Pressburg cuisine can be found on the right bank of the Danube in the Janko Kral´s Park since 1894. The interior reminding Pressburg in the 1920’s will dulcify your gastronomic experience by a glass of tank beer or fine wine from our own wine bar. The restaurant offers seasonal specialities such as goose and duck feast.

    Au Cafe - Grill & Lounge

    Au Cafe - Grill & Lounge

    The Danube embankment is a great place, especially during hot summer days. There is a nice view, pleasant shade and fresh air from the river. If you want to combine it with a good atmosphere with a drink or a meal, it’s worth it trying it, for example, on the Petržalka side of Au-cafe.

    UFO watch.taste.groove

    UFO watch.taste.groove

    Would you leave Paris without a visit to the Eiffel Tower or from Dubai without a visit to the Burj Khalifa? Not? So in Bratislava you must not miss the UFO, 95 meters high lookout tower forming the top of the SNP bridge.

    Dunajský Pivovar Restaurant

    Dunajský Pivovar Restaurant

    A place where your soul will be delighted on the waves of the most delicate tastes, which combines the touch of bitter beer-brewing alchemy and the dainty appetite of Slovak and Czech gourmandise.

    Loď - Theater Below Deck

    Loď - Theater Below Deck

    LOĎ owned by the popular Slovak actors Ady HAJDU a Roman LUKNÁR is an attractive space RIGHT on the newly reconstructed boat anchored in a relaxation area on the right bank of the Danube with lots of greenery, trees and parks nearby. It offers visitors the THEATER BELOW DECK, along with an ART GALLERY and COFFEE HOUSE with stunning views of the Danube.

    Botel Gracia

    Botel Gracia

    Whether you’re celebrating a special occasion, closing an important business deal or meeting with family, friends or colleagues, the Gracia Restaurant is the best place to be. Dine in an open air, elegant environment with an incredible view, directly on the bank of the Danube River in the heart of the city.

    Hotel Devín - French restaurant

    Hotel Devín - French restaurant

    The charm of the French Restaurant at Hotel Devín is an exquisite combination of traditional culinary specialities and interesting, modern flavours, spiced up with the historical atmosphere of Bratislava, with a pinch of class.

    National Wine Salon of the Slovak Republic

    National Wine Salon of the Slovak Republic

    The Slovak National Collection of Wines is a unique concept in Central Europe. You can find a collection of the top 100 wines of Slovakia here, which you can purchase or taste in our historical wine cellar in the centre of Bratislava.

    Hotel Dominika

    Hotel Dominika

    Located on the right bank of the Danube River in the district of Petržalka, Hotel Dominika offers air-conditioned rooms with cable TV, and free WiFi.

    Hotel Esprit ***

    Hotel Esprit ***

    HOTEL ESPRIT is a new design hotel, which creates a unique atmosphere for you thanks to its stylish interior and carefully selected decor. The hotel is situated in the immediate vicinity of Incheba exhibition center, the historic city center and Bratislava Castle.

    Hotel Gaudio ***

    Hotel Gaudio ***

    Just 250 m from the Petrzalka railway station, this hotel is a 5-minute drive from the Exhibition Centre Incheba and Bratislava's centre. It houses a casino and offers free Wi-Fi access.

    Hotel Viktor

    Hotel Viktor

    This hotel is one kilometre away from Petrzalka Train Station and 3 km from Bratislava's city centre. It offers air-conditioned accommodation with LCD satellite TV, safes and private bathrooms.

    Pension Berg

    Pension Berg

    The Penzion Berg is located in quiet surroundings in Bratislava-Petržalka, just off the D1 and D2 motorways and a 4-minute drive from the Incheba Expo. It offers free WiFi and free private parking.

    Hotel Expo

    Hotel Expo

    Located in the Incheba Exhibition Center and only 500 m away from the Aupark Shopping Center, Hotel Expo offers a restaurant, a summer terrace, and a fitness center. The Old Town of Bratislava can be reached in a 15-minute walk.

    Botel Gracia

    Botel Gracia

    Whether you’re celebrating a special occasion, closing an important business deal or meeting with family, friends or colleagues, the Gracia Restaurant is the best place to be. Dine in an open air, elegant environment with an incredible view, directly on the bank of the Danube River in the heart of the city.

    Kart One Arena

    Kart One Arena

    Try what it's like to drive at full throttle in the largest go-kart hall in Slovakia.

    Brainteaselava Escape Room

    Brainteaselava Escape Room offers adventure activities for turists where you can learn something about Bratislava and its history in really unconvential and funny way.

    Výletné plavby po Dunaji

    Get us a memorable experience . You do not own a boat , you can rent it with us, or try Safari on personal watercraft.

    iCOMBAT Laser Game

    iCOMBAT Laser Game

    The most modern laser game system is finally coming to Slovakia. ICombat is a world unit and offers several types of weapons for all generations. Bratislava is the first Slovak city where you can try this system.

    Jump Arena

    Jump Arena

    Experience the freedom in our JUMP ARENA. Jumping and acrobatics on huge trampolines, ultimate dodgebal, air bag, jumping, celebrations, teambuilding, ...

    Team Up

    Team Up

    Team Up is an original amusement park in the style of Fort Boyard and a conference space in one. It is ideal for corporate events, teambuilding, but also as a place to have fun with friends over the weekend, family or school trip, a place for children's birthday parties, and actually for all those who want to have active and team fun. Our game can be played by up to 80 people at once. The aim of the game is to overcome 24 tasks / rooms that will test your physical strength, logical thinking and team spirit. Completing all tasks is not a prerequisite, the main goal is to have fun together. We have prepared several levels of difficulty for you, so that you have a great time, regardless of your age or condition.

    Areál Divoká voda

    Whitewater is a sport complex that offers a wide range of activities for professional athletes as well as for amateurs.

    Rafting in Divoká voda

    Rafting in Divoká voda

    Experience the power of water, the ability to co-operate and stand together, and of course a lot of fun on a unique channel in Europe.

    Golf and Country Club Bratislava - Bernolákovo

    Golf and Country Club Bratislava - Bernolákovo

    The technical parameters are adapted to the historical area with a baroque manor house and majestic old trees. The golf course is suitable for demanding players as well as for beginners. One of its advantages is that it is situated less than 6 km from the capital city of Bratislava. The club has been active in this domain since 1995.

    Aréna Theatre

    Aréna Theatre

    Divadlo Aréna patrí svojou tradíciou medzi najstaršie divadlá v Bratislave. Založené bolo v roku 1828 na petržalskom brehu Dunaja, v blízkosti historického verejného parku. Spočiatku slúžilo ako letné divadlo – nekrytý amfiteáter, odtiaľ názov Aréna.

    Loď - Theater Below Deck

    Loď - Theater Below Deck

    LOĎ owned by the popular Slovak actors Ady HAJDU a Roman LUKNÁR is an attractive space RIGHT on the newly reconstructed boat anchored in a relaxation area on the right bank of the Danube with lots of greenery, trees and parks nearby. It offers visitors the THEATER BELOW DECK, along with an ART GALLERY and COFFEE HOUSE with stunning views of the Danube.

    The memorial of the Czechoslovak state

    The memorial of the Czechoslovak state

    The memorial in front of the Slovak National Museum in Bratislava is the meeting place of the supporters of the common state of the Czechs and Slovaks. On 28th October, they celebrate the establishment of the first Czechoslovak Republic in 1918.

    Natural Science Museum SNM Bratislava

    Natural Science Museum SNM Bratislava

    The Natural Science Museum focuses on research, documentation and presentation of the variety and evolution of both organic and inorganic nature, especially in the territory of Slovakia. It houses a collection of 2.4 million objects.

    Bibiana - International House of Art for Children

    Bibiana - International House of Art for Children

    Bibiana focuses on and supports the development of art activities designed for all age categories of children and young generation. Through unusual, experimental methods of work, children become familiar with art.

    Archaelogical Museum SNM Bratislava

    Archaelogical Museum SNM Bratislava

    Archeologické múzeum je špecializovaným múzejným pracoviskom s celoštátnou pôsobnosťou. Zameriava sa na získavanie, evidenciu, reštaurovanie, uchovávanie, prezentovanie a publikovanie archeologických nálezov na území Slovenska od praveku až po vrcholný stredovek.

    UMELKA Gallery

    UMELKA Gallery

    Galéria UMELKA je jednou z najstarších kultúrnych inštitúcií na Slovensku: postavená bola spolkom Umelecká beseda slovenská v rokoch 1925 – 1926. Umelcom i kultúrnej verejnosti slúži bez prerušenia už skoro 90 rokov.

    St Martins Minister - Bratislava

    St Martins Minister - Bratislava

    The pride of every Christian city is its parish church. This is undoubtedly the case with St Martins Minster, Bratislavas biggest, oldest, and most spectacular church.

    Motor-car Tuhovská

    Motor-car Tuhovská

    Požičajte si Mercedes a prejdite s ním celé Slovensko štýlovo. Vyberte sa na dobrodružstvá sám, s partnerom, priateľmi, alebo rodinou a podľa toho si vyberte typ vozidla, ktoré Vám najviac vyhovuje.

    Motor-car Hodonínska

    Motor-car Hodonínska

    Požičajte si Mercedes a prejdite s ním celé Slovensko štýlovo. Vyberte sa na dobrodružstvá sám, s partnerom, priateľmi, alebo rodinou a podľa toho si vyberte typ vozidla, ktoré Vám najviac vyhovuje.

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