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Slovenskóóó!

Komédia nielen o hokeji.

Prečo sme supervlastenci len vtedy, keď vyhrávame v hokeji? Čo sa stane, keď na Slovensko príde Perún zistiť, či sme ešte pohania? Ako sa stať úspešnou roztlieskávačkou? Hrá Boh hokej? Ako dopadne manželská hádka pri televízore? Prečo chce predseda parlamentu selfie s hokejistom? Bude najnovšia detektívka Jo Nesbøa o Diablovi v Bratislave? Je dedinská krčma s televízorom ľudový parlament? A čo na to Miro Šatan?

Absurdná, groteskná komédia o rozdelenom Slovensku, pri ktorej vás možno prejde smiech, ale predtým sa poriadne zasmejete.

Hrajú: Viktor Horján, David Hartl, Peter Ondrejička, Dana Gudabová, Dominika Žiaranová

Autor: Viliam Klimáček

Réžia: Ján Luterán

Kostýmy: Simona Vachálková

Scéna a videoart: Michal Lošonský

Live hudba: Sisa Balážová

90 minút bez prestávky.

Po začiatku predstavenia nie je možný vstup do sály.

Ak sa vstupenky nevypredajú v predpredaji, dajú sa zakúpiť aj hodinu pred predstavením v pokladni divadla.

October 27, 2019
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    Places Around

    Castle tour

    Castle tour

    Comfortable seated under the transparent (or opened) roof, Bratislava city train Prešporáčik OldTimer® will take you through the old parts situated outside of the former medieval city up to Bratislava Castle.

    Panoramic tour

    Panoramic tour

    To experience the most beautiful panoramic views in Bratislava look no further than our Panoramic Tour.

    Squash and thai massage in hotel Devín

    Squash and thai massage in hotel Devín

    Do you prefer active rest? Play squash right in the city center. We offer you a quality court, which is part of our Spa center. After the match, you can relax in the sauna or take a dip in the pool. You will find such an exclusive combination of services only in the Hotel Devín.

    Botanical Garden in Bratislava

    Botanical Garden in Bratislava

    The Botanical Garden of Comenius University in Bratislava was the first of its kind opened in Slovakia. It is one of the favourite places of relaxation for inhabitants and visitors of our Capital.

    ZOO Bratislava

    ZOO Bratislava

    Bratislava ZOO opened its gates in 1960 and is a home for 167 spieces, numbering more than 958 animals. Apart from breeding endangered species, it also fulfils educational role. It takes part in various rescue programmes and is a member of several international organizations. The rarest among the species are: Southern White Rhinoceros, Addax, Pygmy Hippopotamus, Buff-cheeked Gibbon, Red Panda, Sumatran Orangutan.

    Team Up

    Team Up

    Team Up is an original amusement park in the style of Fort Boyard and a conference space in one. It is ideal for corporate events, teambuilding, but also as a place to have fun with friends over the weekend, family or school trip, a place for children's birthday parties, and actually for all those who want to have active and team fun. Our game can be played by up to 80 people at once. The aim of the game is to overcome 24 tasks / rooms that will test your physical strength, logical thinking and team spirit. Completing all tasks is not a prerequisite, the main goal is to have fun together. We have prepared several levels of difficulty for you, so that you have a great time, regardless of your age or condition.

    Devinska Kobyla Mt.

    Devinska Kobyla Mt.

    The National Nature Reserve Devínska Kobyla is unique and very interesting locality for its flora. It stretches in the southern most part of the mountains Malé Karpaty on an area of 101 ha. It is situated between villages Devínska Nová Ves, Dúbravka and Devín on the territory of the Capital Bratislava.

    Sandbersko

    Sandbersko

    Územie Sandbersko - pajštúnskeho geoparku zaberá širšie okolie metropoly Slovenska - Bratislavy, turisticky je veľmi známe a navštevované.

    Pod Kamenným Stromom

    Pod Kamenným Stromom

    Started by a former advertisement industry pro, this underground bar and eatery successfully proves you don‘t need to be trained in hospitality to cook truly brilliant food. Pod Kamenným Stromom has plenty to offer to hedonistic fans of the best of local organic ingredients and top-notch wines in its summer restaurant (the kitchen is closed November – March). The deceptively low-brow interior does not let on the intricacies of the kitchen, where the chef masterfully utilizes quirky ingredients in creating exciting, highly satisfying dishes: lesser known vegetables with high quality meats and fish often soaked in nice wine, artfully prepared soups, plus generous portions of rustic desserts; all finger-licking good. The most extraordinary amenity of this restaurant is its unexpectedly romantic outdoor terrace hidden from the street, making this place a great destination for couples on a first date. If you‘re trying to finally impress the so far unimpressed girl/boy, Kamenný strom is your good friend. And the best thing? It won‘t hurt your wallet!

    Zeppelin cafe & souvenirs

    With the arrival of Zeppelin there has finally been discovered an establishment in the city center that is not an overpriced tourist trap.

    Wine Not?

    Wine Not?

    Offering over 1000 different wines from all around the world – including about 300 wines from Slovakia – you won’t find more types of Slovak wine anywhere else in the city. Most are exclusive to the shop, meaning they cannot be found at the supermarket, and from small local wineries showcasing a whole portfolio from that specific producer. And the best part – you can taste the widest variety of champagnes in the whole of Slovakia right here. Welcome to WINE NOT!?

    Kaffe Mayer

    Kaffe Mayer

    Kedysi zmluvný dodávateľ viedenského dvora, pán Mayer, si túto kaviareň otvoril v roku 1873. Atmosféra sa tu odvtedy veľmi nezmenila. Bola i je jednou z ikon mesta a mnohí si nevedia predstaviť nedeľné popoludnie bez návštevy Mayera. Ihneď po vstupe človek vidí, že tu o tortách niečo vedia. Vlastná cukráreň v podzemí ich dodáva čerstvé a vo veľkom výbere. Toto je kaviareň s veľkým K.

    Greentree caffe

    Greentree caffe

    The Green Tree Cafe, a coffee shop chain located in the center of Bratislava. On the market since 2009, our main goal to provide our customers with high-quality coffee and other products that will make the visit to one of our establishments pleasant and sweet.

    Grand Cru Wine Gallery

    Grand Cru Wine Gallery

    We have opened the Grand Cru Wine Gallery in the center of Bratislava for you. You can find us close to St. Michael’s Tower at Zámočnícka 8.

    Malt House

    Malt House

    Good things in life are worth it. And for a person to enjoy them, they should do them to the fullest. That is why we have opened a Bratislava bastion of beer on Ventúrska 5: Malt House. It is a place where we care about quality. Sit at a heavy, honest oak table, order a beer and something good from the traditional cuisine and enjoy. Our selection of draft beer is the widest that can be found in Bratislava. From the traditional Slovak beer Zlatý Bažant, the Czech Budvar and Krušovice, the Irish Guinness, the Dutch Heineken, the German Paulaner to Belgian specialties such as La Chouffe and McChouffe, which you can’t get anywhere else. Welcome to the Malt House.

    The Taste

    The Taste

    The Taste ponúka veľké množstvo kvalitných slovenských a zahraničných vín ktoré musíte ochutnať.

    Vínimka

    Vínimka

    Great desing, high quality wine and the very central location.

    Old City Hotel ***

    Old City Hotel ***

    Right in the heart of Bratislava's Old Town between Saint Michael's Gate and the Main Square, the Old City Hotel offers free Wi-Fi at the reception area.

    Skaritz Hotel & Residence ****

    Skaritz Hotel & Residence ****

    The Skaritz Hotel & Residence in the heart of Bratislava's pedestrianized Old Town offers you large rooms and apartments, free internet and free access to the sauna.

    Arcadia Hotel *****

    Arcadia Hotel *****

    Located in a 13th-century building in Bratislava's Old Town, this 5-star boutique hotel is only 50 m from the Main Square and the Old Town Hall. It offers free WiFi.

    Hotel Perugia ***

    Hotel Perugia ***

    APLEND CITY Hotel Perugia is a newly refurbished hotel situated in the pedestrian zone of the historic Old Town of Bratislava. This air-conditioned hotel features an on-site restaurant called Koliba Kamzík offering traditional Slovak specialities.

    Hostel Manderla

    Hostel Manderla

    Manderla Hostel Bratislava is located in Bratislava, 300 m from Michalska Tower. You will find a shared kitchen at the property.The rooms features shared bathroom facilities.

    VIP Apartments

    VIP Apartments

    Situated in the centre of Bratislava city, next to the Michalska Tower and the Bratislava Castle reachable within 600 metres, VIP Apartments offers a self-catered accommodation in 18 apartments with free WiFi available in all areas. The reception is situated on-site. Each apartment at VIP Apartments is air-conditioned, features sound-proof windows and comes with a well-fitted kitchen, a flat-screen TV, a sofa bed, ironing facilities, a washing machine and a private bathroom with a shower.

    Hotel Michalska ***

    Hotel Michalska ***

    APLEND CITY Hotel Michalska is situated in a quiet pedestrian street in Bratislava's historic centre next to St. Michael's Gate. It offers elegant, air-conditioned rooms with free LAN and LCD TVs.

    Brainteaselava Escape Room

    Brainteaselava Escape Room offers adventure activities for turists where you can learn something about Bratislava and its history in really unconvential and funny way.

    Výletné plavby po Dunaji

    Get us a memorable experience . You do not own a boat , you can rent it with us, or try Safari on personal watercraft.

    Team Up

    Team Up

    Team Up is an original amusement park in the style of Fort Boyard and a conference space in one. It is ideal for corporate events, teambuilding, but also as a place to have fun with friends over the weekend, family or school trip, a place for children's birthday parties, and actually for all those who want to have active and team fun. Our game can be played by up to 80 people at once. The aim of the game is to overcome 24 tasks / rooms that will test your physical strength, logical thinking and team spirit. Completing all tasks is not a prerequisite, the main goal is to have fun together. We have prepared several levels of difficulty for you, so that you have a great time, regardless of your age or condition.

    Golf and Country Club Bratislava - Bernolákovo

    Golf and Country Club Bratislava - Bernolákovo

    The technical parameters are adapted to the historical area with a baroque manor house and majestic old trees. The golf course is suitable for demanding players as well as for beginners. One of its advantages is that it is situated less than 6 km from the capital city of Bratislava. The club has been active in this domain since 1995.

    Black River Golf Resort

    Black & White Golf Resort Bratislava je unikátnym golfovým rezortom. Nielenže bolo v tomto rezorte vybudované prvé 9-jamkové ihrisko na Slovensku (ihrisko Park), ale taktiež je to najväčším golfovým rezortom s 55-timi grínmi a mnohými oceneniami. Rezort je známy tým, že ponúka 4 ihriská rôznych obťiažností, počnúc najľahším ihrisko Park a končiac športovo najnáročnejším ihrisko v Európe, ihriskom Black River.

    Action park Čuňovo

    Action park Čuňovo

    Action Park je zábavný športový park s lanovým centrom.

    Areál Divoká voda

    Whitewater is a sport complex that offers a wide range of activities for professional athletes as well as for amateurs.

    X-bionic sphere

    X-bionic sphere

    x-bionic® sphere Enter a world where records are broken, obstacles are overcome and the best of the best meet. The x-bionic® sphere represents a whole universe of sports, leisure and innovation, brought to you in partnership with the global premium sport brand X-BIONIC®. Unparalleled in the world, this unique, multifunctional complex is a haven for discerning visitors, professional athletes and teams, sports enthusiasts, families, business leaders as well as health and wellness seekers. The x-bionic® sphere is located in the middle of Europe, in the vicinity of two major capitals and their international airports: Vienna, Austria and Bratislava, Slovakia. It is easily accessible from every European country within less than 3 hours. (source: http://www.xbionicsphere.com/en/home)

    Aquapark Senec

    Aquapark Senec

    Nechajte sa zlákať nekonečnou ponukou tých najbláznivejších mokrých zážitkov počas celého roka!

    GUnaGU Theatre

    GUnaGU Theatre

    Divadlo GUnaGU je profesionálny súbor, ktorý hrá výlučne vlastné, autorské hry. GUnaGU vzniklo v roku 1985 pôvodne ako amatérsky súbor (zakladateľmi boli lekár Viliam Klimáček a matematici Ivan Mizera, Zuzana Benešová, Milan Paštéka).

    City History Museum - Old City Hall MMB

    City History Museum - Old City Hall MMB

    The concept of the exposition of the City History Museum in the Old Town Hall puts the emphasis on presenting the history of Bratislava’s residents with a background of historical events affecting life within the city from prehistoric times to present day.

    Bratislava City Gallery

    Bratislava City Gallery

    The Bratislava City Gallery is the second largest gallery in Slovakia. Its activities are associated with permanent exhibitions of a part of the extensive visual art collection and with regular presentations of valuable pieces of visual art of Slovak and foreign origin, focusing not only on old works, such as Gothic art but also on the latest trends.

    Museum of Viticulture and Museum of Historical Interiors - Apponyi Palace MMB

    Museum of Viticulture and Museum of Historical Interiors - Apponyi Palace MMB

    The Rococo-style palace was built on the initiative of Count Juraj Apponyi of Oponice between 1761 and 1762. The building was purchased by local authorities in 1867, and since 1932 it has been used by the City Museum of Bratislava. Since 2008, after it underwent vast reconstruction, it has been the seat of the Museum of Viticulture and the Museum of Historical Interiors.

    Michael's Courtyard Gallery

    Michael's Courtyard Gallery

    The Michael's Courtyard Gallery was founded on December 12, 1995. It is located in the basement area of the former Jesenák's Palace on Michalská no. 3 in Bratislava. The antique vaults and brick walls give a special feeling to the area that is frequented by both artists and numerous visitors.

    Museum of Arms - Michael's Tower MMB

    Museum of Arms - Michael's Tower MMB

    The exhibition introduces visitors to the history of the town fortifications; various types of bladed weapons, military as well as tournament arms are displayed here and a separate section is devoted to the development of firearms.

    Astorka / Korzo ´90 Theatre

    Astorka / Korzo ´90 Theatre

    Divadlo Korzo´90 bolo založené 1. 4. 1990 a od septembra 1990 sa datuje prvá sezóna 1990/1991. V roku 1993 prijalo meno Astorka Korzo´90 podľa názvu bývalej kaviarne Astória, ktorá sa nachádzala v budove pôvodného sídla Divadla Astorka Korzo´90 na Suchom mýte 17. Od roku 2002 pôsobí Astorka na Námestí SNP 33.

    Nedbalka Gallery

    Nedbalka Gallery

    The Nedbalka Gallery´s mission is to promote public understanding and enjoyment of art by the foremost artists working in Slovakia from the late nineteenth century up to the present.

    P.O. Hviezdoslav Theatre

    P.O. Hviezdoslav Theatre

    Mestské divadlo Pavla Országha Hviezdoslava, je umeleckou scénou Bratislavského kultúrneho a informačného strediska, ktoré ho má vo svojej správe od 17. októbra 2009.

    Motor-car Hodonínska

    Motor-car Hodonínska

    Požičajte si Mercedes a prejdite s ním celé Slovensko štýlovo. Vyberte sa na dobrodružstvá sám, s partnerom, priateľmi, alebo rodinou a podľa toho si vyberte typ vozidla, ktoré Vám najviac vyhovuje.

    Motor-car Tuhovská

    Motor-car Tuhovská

    Požičajte si Mercedes a prejdite s ním celé Slovensko štýlovo. Vyberte sa na dobrodružstvá sám, s partnerom, priateľmi, alebo rodinou a podľa toho si vyberte typ vozidla, ktoré Vám najviac vyhovuje.

    Events Around

    JUMBO DANCE SHOW 2020

    JUMBO DANCE SHOW 2020 JUMBO DANCE ŠTÚDIO prináša tanečnú show, v ktorej účinkujú všetci tanečníci štúdia. Predstavia sa deti vo veku už od 5 rokov, ktoré zažijú svoju veľkú tanečnú premiéru, ako aj profesionálni dlhoroční tanečníci, choreografi, lektori a exkluzívni hostia blízki JDS.   Tento rok diváci uvidia úplne novú strhujúcu show a hostí s ich aktuálnymi tanečnými novinkami.   Youtube kanál: https://youtu.be/zvOjeIRODX0 ------------------------------- Predpredaj.sk vám umožňuje online nákup vstupeniek na rôzne hudobné, kultúrne, športové a iné podujatia.

    JUMBO DANCE SHOW 2020

    JUMBO DANCE SHOW 2020 JUMBO DANCE ŠTÚDIO prináša tanečnú show, v ktorej účinkujú všetci tanečníci štúdia. Predstavia sa deti vo veku už od 5 rokov, ktoré zažijú svoju veľkú tanečnú premiéru, ako aj profesionálni dlhoroční tanečníci, choreografi, lektori a exkluzívni hostia blízki JDS.   Tento rok diváci uvidia úplne novú strhujúcu show a hostí s ich aktuálnymi tanečnými novinkami.   Youtube kanál: https://youtu.be/zvOjeIRODX0 ------------------------------- Predpredaj.sk vám umožňuje online nákup vstupeniek na rôzne hudobné, kultúrne, športové a iné podujatia.

    Balkan Boat Party w. Malalata (Plavba po Dunaji)

    Do Bratislavy sa vracia prvotriedne duo plné balkánskych rytmov Malalata tentokrát v divokej plavbe po Dunaji a to tu už 11.7.2020.  Nenechaj si ujsť 5 hodinový žúr na Dunaji smer Devín a späť.  Hudobný projekt MALALATA pôsobí na scéne už 13 rokov a je synonymom pre jedinečnú fúziu balkan beats, gypsy music, reggae a world music. Dvojica slovenských DJs spája tieto rytmy do osobitých setov, ktoré dopĺňa o nespútanú a nákazlivo energickú performance.Pod taktovkou MALALATA pulzovali nielen kluby po celej Európe, ale aj vo vzdialenom Japonsku či Mexiku.

    My Beat - Proti Prúdu 2

    Po neskutočnej prvej plavbe na Devín to teraz chlapci Drahosh (https://www.facebook.com/djdrahosh/) , ELSY (https://www.facebook.com/DJElsy/) a Martin Cehelsky (https://www.facebook.com/cehelskymartin/) potiahnu až do Hainburgu. Pridaj sa k nám na 5 hodinovú plavbu Dunajom krásnou loďou Harmónia, nechaj sa unášať vlnami našej obľúbenej My Beat hudby a vychutnaj si slnkom zaliatú Bratislavu pri parádnom západe slnka so skvelou housemusic. Paluba sa otvára o 17:00 a Harmónia zakotví o 22:00. OBMEDZENÁ kapacita lode 300 miest! Vstup na loď je od 18 rokov! Viac info na Facebooku. (https://www.facebook.com/events/467078717498955/) ------------------------------- Predpredaj.sk vám umožňuje online nákup vstupeniek na rôzne hudobné, kultúrne, športové a iné podujatia.

    Psychopat je tiež človek?

    Sú majstri manipulácie, nezlomní egoisti a neprežívajú emócie. Pohybujú sa medzi nami, ovplyvňujú náš život, a my pritom o tom často ani nevieme.

    Peter Cmorik

    Peter Cmorik je slovenský spevák, hudobník, skladateľ, textár, víťaz súťaže Slovensko hľadá Superstar. Má na konte 4 radové albumy, jednu Best of a mnoho singlov, spoluprác a piesní do filmov a seriálov.

    Mirka Miškechová koncert v Klariskách

    Pozývame vás na koncert  mladej slovenskej speváčky Mirky Miškechovej. Za sebou  má už pomerne bohatú hudobnú históriu  ako pesničkárka vlastných originálnych piesní, ale aj veľmi zaujímavé spolupráce.

    Emma Drobná

    Emma Drobná je slovenská speváčka a víťazka štvrtej série speváckej súťaže Česko Slovenská SuperStar. Na koncerte v bratislavskom Babylone predstaví svoj najnovší album. ------------------------------- Predpredaj.sk vám umožňuje online nákup vstupeniek na rôzne hudobné, kultúrne, športové a iné podujatia.

    Elán Tribute, hosť David Key

    Elán tribute, Hosť: David Key V roku 1986 vznikla najúspešnejšia československá skupina Elán, ktorá ovplyvnila niekoľko generácii. Z odkazu ich nezabudnuteľných hitov vznikla v roku 2010 aj formácia Elán tribute.

    4. Konferencia Sieťový Marketing & MLM

    Najväčšia nezávislá konferencia o Sieťovom Marketingu a MLM v Čechách a na Slovensku! Túto udalosť si nesmie nechať ujsť žiaden marketér – tento krát v Bratislave! Už štvrtý krát sa Vám predstavia TOP osobnosti nie len z Českej a Slovenskej scény priameho predaja z rôznych spoločností a odvetví. Príbehy priamo z praxe, tipy a triky či rady ako na klientov.