Dokonalé dieťa - Bratislava

Eko? Bio? Montessori? Divadelné centrum prináša vtipnú a úprimnú autorskú inscenáciu o rôznych prístupoch k rodičovstvu v podaní jedinečného hereckého obsadenia: herečka a stand-up komička Lujza Garajová Schrameková, členovia umeleckého súboru SKD Martin Alena Pajtinková a Daniel Žulčák, herec DJP Trnava Michal Jánoš. Séria mimoriadne trefných skečov o súčasnom rodičovstve v réžii Jána Luterána s hudbou Martina Geišberga. Váš život sa nezmení po narodení dieťaťa. Zmení sa, keď sa ho snažíte vychovávať. Vezmete si k srdcu dobré rady starej mamy, múdre poučenia od mamičiek z Modrého koníka, populárne kurzy o nevýchove, či radšej dáte prednosť samovzdelávaniu?  Inscenácia Dokonalé dieťa nie je návodom na to, ako sa stať dokonalým rodičom.

Je osobnou výpoveďou tvorcov o tom, čo znamená niekoho vychovať, ako veľmi sa podobáme na rodičov a ako sa naše deti začínajú podobať na nás. Skúma extrémy a bizarnosti výchovných príručiek a spoľahlivo spochybňuje všetky názory na to, ako správne vychovávať.

„Dokonalé dieťa je o našich deťoch, ale nie pre naše deti. Je to terapia pre všetkých unavených rodičov, ktorí potrebujú aspoň chvíľu oddychu. Bez kriku, plaču či prebaľovania,“ hovorí režisér inscenácie Ján Luterán."

Tvorivý tím:

autori: Mariana Luteránová, Ján Luterán

réžia: Ján Luterán

hudba: Martin Geišberg

výtvarná spolupráca: Diana Strauszová

pohybová spolupráca: Lacko Cmorej

účinkujú: Lujza Garajová Schrameková, Alena Pajtinková, Mišo Jánoš, Daniel Žulčák

produkcia: Divadelné centrum

Predstavenie trvá 1h 45 minút bez prestávky.

Vstupenky na predstavenie si môžete zakúpiť v predpredajovej cene 15 € do 31.08.2022.

Vznik inscenácie a činnosť Divadelného centra z verejných zdrojov podporil Fond na podporu umenia, ktorý je hlavným partnerom inscenácie.

 

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    Devinska Kobyla Mt.

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    ZOO Bratislava

    ZOO Bratislava

    Bratislava ZOO opened its gates in 1960 and is a home for 167 spieces, numbering more than 958 animals. Apart from breeding endangered species, it also fulfils educational role. It takes part in various rescue programmes and is a member of several international organizations. The rarest among the species are: Southern White Rhinoceros, Addax, Pygmy Hippopotamus, Buff-cheeked Gibbon, Red Panda, Sumatran Orangutan.

    Kamzík

    Kamzík

    The name of this 439-meter hill overlooking Bratislava.

    Sokoliareň a minizoo Devín

    Sokoliareň a minizoo Devín

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    Sandbersko

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    Botanical Garden in Bratislava

    The Botanical Garden of Comenius University in Bratislava was the first of its kind opened in Slovakia. It is one of the favourite places of relaxation for inhabitants and visitors of our Capital.

    National Wine Salon of the Slovak Republic

    National Wine Salon of the Slovak Republic

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    iCOMBAT Laser Game

    iCOMBAT Laser Game

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    Kart One Arena

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    Team Up

    Team Up

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    Restaurant VEŽA - Kamzík

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    Vinotéka u Prokopa

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    Kozia Brána

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    Bastion Restaurant

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    Soupa

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    Kart One Arena

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    Jump Arena

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    Golf and Country Club Bratislava - Bernolákovo

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    Areál Divoká voda

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    Villa rustica

    Villa rustica

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    Devín Castle

    Devín Castle

    Devín Castle standing on a massive rock hill above the confluence of the Danube and Morava is an unusually impressive landmark. It is part of the oldest history of Slovakia.

    The Waterworks Museum in Bratislava

    The Waterworks Museum in Bratislava

    Pri príležitosti 120. výročia vzniku prvej vodárne v Bratislave bolo v roku 2006 otvorené Vodárenské múzeum. Budova parnej čerpacej stanice v Karlovej Vsi z 19. storočia, v ktorej sa múzeum nachádza, je jedným z architektonických skvostov Bratislavy.

    The Museum of Education and Pedagogy

    The Museum of Education and Pedagogy

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    Transport Museum Bratislava

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    The memorial of Chatam Sofer

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    Museum of History SNM Bratislava

    Museum of History SNM Bratislava

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    Music Museum SNM Bratislava

    Music Museum SNM Bratislava

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    Motor-car Hodonínska

    Motor-car Hodonínska

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